House: Jason Lewis Joins!
Post by: Sal
Sex and the City studmuffin Jason Lewis has signed on to guest-star in a pivotal post-strike episode of House that will reveal a shocking secret about Doc Crotchety: He's a closeted soap fan!
According to my candy-stripped Princeton Plainsboro mole, House suspects that his favorite suds star (Lewis) may unknowingly be sick when he starts exhibiting strange symptoms on the air. Not one to wait around for the mystery ailment to cure itself, House takes matters into his own hands.
I've got $100 that says he barges onto the set and causes a scene, prompting Cuddy to channel her inner Linda Blair. Any takers?